It has been brought to my attention that I need to explain how the chameleon whore came about. You'll be sorry you asked......
I used to have this great friend that we shall call J. We used to have a lot of fun together we would meet for coffee and plan events for our local watering hole. You know what I mean, we were friends. There was a whole group of us that used to hang out. One of the girls is a biotch SB, she goes from one person to the other and becomes best friends with them and then she takes everything that she has learned in their friendship to destroy their lives. She got her tenticles into J and the rest is all down hill! SB told J that I was saying a bunch of bad things about her. J believed SB when she started talking shit. J said that she believed that i wouldn't say that kind of stuff, and then she stopped talking to me. I have one of those space pages, I check it about once every 6 months. I had a really interesting message one day. SB had gotten on and made a whole page that was titled "V is a whore!" The message that she sent to me went a little like this (i wish I would have saved it)
Life lesson # 1 blah blah. You wouldn't know a true friend if it bit you in the ass. You better hope that one day someone doesn't catch you in a dark alley and beat the shit out of you. blah blah. You say that you don't care what people think of you and you go all over town talking crap on every one. **You are some sort of bird or animal that changes color to match your surroundings and the people you are with. You are going to end up with no friends one day.
**C pointed out to me that the writer of this post must not have been very intelligent because the idiot didn't know what a chameleon was! I sent the anonymous writer a response. I just said that I would think that anyone that thought they needed to teach me a life lesson should have done it to my face and not some nameless post. J and I still don't speak.
So thats the main jist of it. Makes me think of a comment that my little j made about SB. "You can catch a carp, paint it colors and try to pass it off as a Rainbow trout but in the end it is still a carp." -V
3 years ago

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BTW....J is also "the conductor of the whore train."-V
OH, so that's what it means.. an animal or bird that changes colors. Ha ha that kills me.
C
Well SC Darlin, chit happens. I've been called a whore a couple of times myself...and I ain't NEVER Charged a woman, weeelllll..not the first time anyway!! Duz her buyin me beer make me a whore? OK...mebee I am?
SH
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