I have a new guy story! I know that there is no look of surprise on your faces, but really it has been a while since I have told anything other than stupid shit about TM. Whom I think is old news around these parts. Anyway back to me: I shall call him BBB and I will kiss him and hold him and keep him for my very own. (well at least til he bugs me and then he is out! Don't get all crazy C. I am giving him a chance) This weekend when I went into the bar, after a warning that "the conductor of the whore train" was there. Let me just say that walking in to a place and having that be the first thing that you see is not good, especially when sober! So "it's" there and in rather skanky form. First off her ex comes over and hugs me, "it" was kneeling up on the chair to stare at us. Here's the thing: when you are a Bitch and get rid of someone, be it a friend or a lover, you no longer have the right to say a damn word about who or what they are doing! "It" continued to stare most of the night. Especially when a whole group of Bikers started talking to all of us...they were a lot of fun to talk to. There is something about the bad boy allure that a guy in leathers has...it is freaking hot! "It" was on the chair so much that BBB noticed and asked what was up, I was very cordial when I explained that she was jealous and nasty. (There is a new found annoyance for "it" due to an especially rude comment that was directed at me and my friends, while she was all cuddled up to a married man!) So anyway BBB is super hot and a lot of fun. He was talking about coming down, and T ran her mouth about my hot biker friends and now you will never guess who wants to meet them. Hint # 1: she used to be very superficial and was recently knocked off her pedestal. Hint #2: She was such a bitch that she didn't get any of "the friends" in the divorce. If you came up with the initials of KL then you are correct! And what do we have for them BOB? "an all expense paid trip to the bar to meet a guy that doesn't like the teeny tiny fragile sort!" KL has been a lot nicer since the big D, she still thinks that her shit don't stink. I really don't want to have to be mean and tell her that BBB's buddy doesn't want to meet her. AWKWARD! She "has her plate full" anyway according to her. (more details on that later)
I have to note here that: I am selfish I don't really want her to meet my biker friends.-V
5 comments:
wow, totally interesting placte of sauce. I'm happy about your new boy and I'm sure you will give him a chance. Thanks for writing me a story!
Again I say to you..."YOU ARE NOT MY MOMMY!"
OK OK, I take orders from you, so what. Nice Post. When your mom stops by later to beat me up I'm going to show her some of my new karate moves ok.
C
My Mom is so fast that you won't be able to even get her! So there!-V
DAYYYMMM V, You're havin' all the fun, God Bless Ya!! You're right, your stories are much better than mine, even tho I don't understand all the initials? So basically you humped a biker gang while your old boy friend and your arch enemy bitch,former girl friend watched, huh? Let me try the inital thingie...(crackin' my knuckles)
My wife caught me in the A.C.T at a B.A.R. with a S.L.U.T. while i wuz drinkin' a B.U.D.. She shot me in the A.S.S. when I ran outside with her 2.2.. I hope I ain't got C.R.A.B.s or any kind'a S.D.T.'s? How's that?
Oh aren't you so funny! Clever little Devil!-V
My sowwy..ya know I luv ya!! wanna know how much? This..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Much!!
SH
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