A chest, biceps and abs almost exactly like these are the reason that I am going to burn in HELL! My only hope is that I can at least remember the image in my head while I am roasting.......
This has been brewing for a while now. (R.Y.) We sorta hooked up a few months back. I knew then that it was a bad idea but "when I stare at his bulging biceps and catch a whiff of his cologne all my reasoning and common sense melt into a puddle on the floor". The funny this is that I feel guilty that I don't feel guilty? I just can't feel guilty, not for being with him. At this point the warmth in Hell would be a welcome change from the current weather, I might get a tan after all.-V
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ohhhh RY, I remember RY. The ladies at the bar used to think he should be a Chip N Dale dancer. I had to tell them to back off because he wasn't even old enough to wander through that bar. The times when he did wander through, they longed to spend their dollar bills. I take it he's all grown up now. I can't even think of him in that way but I can certainly understand how someone else could. We had a term for those young ones, I'm not going to share it at this time, that was certainly another time all together.
Once again V, I live vicariously through you but I'm starting to worry that I could feel the heat of hell just for doing so.
Maybe SH can figure out how to save everyone's soul since he thinks he is getting to heaven on my shirt tail. I'm tucking it in when I go I tell ya.
C
It is understandable that you thought of RY like that, I thought that also until he reminded me that he is only 2 years younger than me....I spent all of my saved up dolla dolla bills ya'll! I tell you what the bottom of my shoes are starting to melt...I guess it's a good thing that I have a bunch of pairs. I could slow up and perhaps divert the burn but....oh yah not going to happen. I thought that you were my salvation in the end? What the heck? SH find your own shirt tail!-V
HEY!! First off, I looked like that guy onced upon a time...well not JUST like him. I came close tho that time I ran into a Hornets nest and got stung all over my chest and belly and arms and stuff.
As for gettin' to Heaven, I got Da Moose, V and C on my side..sort'a...mebee...I hope!! If not, I'm sooo skreeewd!
SH
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