Oops she broke it! I told her I was going to come back there and kick it and hope it shattered. Within minutes I heard her cuss right after the popping sound. It's been sitting back there on the floor, in the middle of the floor, large enough that I have to walk around it to get to the restroom. It's a monstrousity, and we were going to hang it on our wall. She who is the other me said "Oh, I will put it together don't worry, we can hang it." I said "no, it's ugly, please don't fix it so that we can hang it." I asked if we could just go stand it in the back next to a wall where it would be unseen and forgotten. There it sat, right there in the middle of the floor with little room to walk around it. I'm thinking it sat there for nearly two months, could have been longer. In my mind I envisioned either breaking my toe on the corner of it or stepping right in the middle of it and watching it shatter... Oops.
I came back to see what the sound was and what had prompted the cuss word from the back room, not that the cuss word was that unusual. I said "Did the frame break?". She said "No, worse". Oh the 6'x8' piece of glass broke and it broke good, I mean bad. She wants to try and hang it without the glass but I point out that it's ugly either way and we should go stand it against a wall in the back room to be unseen and forgotten. She says that it reminds her of being a little kid and hiding the broken window from her parents with her siblings. I feel bad for her but a little happy inside. Please don't tell her, after all she is the other me, I'm sure she already knows. The boss thinks she's "cute" he won't get mad.
It sat there for probably actually over 2 months and now... finally... it's gone. woohooo.. I mean f*c#! Sorry V! You can tell him that I wished it and you did it if it helps.
All of this after she walked all the way across the busy main street to look at the price on the sticker in the window of that little 4 door pick-up truck I've been drooling over. It's as expenisive as the big one, I might as well just get the big one. Thanks V, I owe you all day long and then some.
C
3 years ago
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I am the champion! Stupid ass ugly picture anyway. Damn! Now in about 2 months, when the boss notices, I am going to have to tell him that I broke the freakin thing. I really don't think that any amount of "cute" of "scampering" is going to get me out of this! I am so glad that I can atleaset give C something to laugh about today. She puts up with a whole bunch of my shit! I did in fact walk all the way across 5 lanes of traffic, in the sweltering 100+ degree temp, to get her that outrageous price. The only good part was that she had my back with her invisible gun. If only it could have stopped that semi-truck that almost ran me down. lol-V
I totally had you covered until that van pulled up in front of the big front window.
C
I meant 6'x4' but that's still big and I just walked back to the restroom and it's a clear shot from here to there now. Nothing on the floor.
C
I am the idiot that still steps oround it!-V
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