I wish I were making this up.

First I have to give mad props to my ex/best co-worker ever. C, I am so glad that I taught you how to be cool that short time that we were together. You are keeping up quite well. We had lunch together the other day. She is doing alright being cool, even with out me around her all the time. Let the shit talk commence! I have missed our little rows....


Our town....very small. As in perhaps a population of about 4000 with the closest large city 2 hours away. The selection for dating in this town is slim to none. There is really nothing to do here. The only place to meet new people and hang out is the bar. Or perhaps a church social, I'm not really up for that. I guess that I shouldn't say that there is nothing to do here, you had to grow up making your own fun..Thus the teenage pregnancy rate. heh. Just kidding.

That bit about the guys around here, the mullet, the new widow, and porn star. All totally true! Like I said that is only the tip of the iceberg. I shall try and dedicate one post a week to the sorry ass boys in this town. I am really trying to make some of my friends understand why I would rather take my chances with out of town guys, the locals are loco....

Newbie gave me a great idea....a list. Pros & Cons. Not that it is going to make me move or anything, but I might be able to use it as a bargaining tool.

Pros. My entire family is here.
Cheap Housing
C
Friends
Cheap beer
Buying my own home.
Close to my nieces.
Thursday night drunks.
Only one bar I like.

Cons.
My ENTIRE family is here!
Expensive Internet.
Freaks
Selfish bitches that think they are better than everyone.
Only one bar that I like.
My BF B is not here.
No normal single men.
*Friday morning hangovers.


I will add more later, I had a head full a minute ago.-V

*For some reason, drinking like it's 1999 on Thursday night has been the fad lately. Surely it's all Philly's fault!