I don't ever want to see another jello shot.

I thought that I would get wiser with age.....I thought wrong. T and I had the brilliant idea to have a girls night. J was spending the weekend in jail because he is an idiot and didn't do his work hours. T was so excited to be able to have fun and not have to babysit her husband. We planned a girls night. Then the bright idea that we should make jello shots. We had never made them before and thought it might be fun. Oh sure making them was super easy, we just replaced the cold water with vodka, we managed to mass produce exactly 100 of them in only an hour. We used 12 cups of vodka.

We couldn't just have jello shots we thought that we needed mixers with more vodka. Ya well the party started at 6pm. There were 7 girls. We were feeling pretty damn good about 7:30. Then it got crazy! We had a driver and decided we should go pick up K and Chad. Then we went to karaoke. Brilliant! My memory is very fuzzy for the rest of the night. There was a conversation about someone running block because there is a group of guys that freak me out at the karaoke bar. I think I may have walked in holding Chad's hand. I will have to ask T tonight about that. The party moved back to my house with twice as many people as we started with. Then it went from girls night to just crazy party. It is brought to my attention entirely too late that I may have drank an entire fifth of vanilla vodka myself. No wonder I don't really remember much. I am too old to party like that. The hangover has already been a two day er.

ALL of the jello shots were consumed. I made it to my bed all by myself. I didn't throw up. I never want to see jello again, as long as I live!