Friday, February 22, 2008

Crisis Averted! Scandal!Scandal!Scandal!

The trauma of the broken nail is over! I made an emergency call to the "Nail God" all is well. I went to the local den last night, which C told me not to do because then I am a bit hung over on Friday, but what do ya do? I am so bored as I had yet to find a new source of entertainment. I think I might have found a couple......One works for the same company as TM how funny is that? RO is the cutest little southern boy, I love the accent and the sugars and darlins! The other is far more scandalous, as you may already know married guys always seem to find me. I tell you what this kid (he is 2 years younger than me) is smoken HOT! And as slick as they come. The conversation goes as follows: Kid: wheres your husband? Me: well I don't actually have one of those...Kid: well then where is your boyfriend? Me: he is in some godforsaken town in NC where he belongs. Kid: things are looking good for me then. It sounds kinda lame like this but when you stare at his giant biceps and catch a wiff of his cologne then the whole thing is much better!
He is so freaking HOT that all reasoning and common sense melts into a puddle on the floor. I know that getting anonymous with him is a bad idea but I just can't help myself. He was talking about having a rendezvous in Sin Cities little brother, how HOT would that be?!! I asked about his wife and I got the same rehearsed line that I always get from married men..."well you know that we really haven't been doing very good for a long time and we are separated"....the whole time he is telling me this I am hearing blah blah blah but his arm is flexed and he has the most beautiful biceps and eyes and he smells so nice and well.......I know I am a trashy bitch......but it is so fun. Nothing happen other than a bit of plan making and tonsil hockey which by the way makes the rest of my body join my common sense and reasoning in the puddle on the floor;)
I am going to meet RO after my second job, if for no other reason than to hope and pray it gets back to TM! I love being so naughty!!!! I think that I will change my name to Scandalous Venom!-V

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