RED ALERT!!!!!!

Red Alert! V broke a nail!!! You know I would post more but I have no dramatic issues in my life. What's wrong with me? I'm saying goodbye to my truck, that's a little traumatic. I have strange dreams about devil miniature murderous teenagers who I think are probably really my dog if I try to interpret them. My cleaning lady only comes once every other week now instead of once a week, that is becoming seriously traumatic. NO, I don't have money to burn, I just need a little help when I work full time. That and I'm lazy, hence cleaning lady. Besides I don't need to eat all of the time, give some up for the cleaning lady. Trauma-drama-free me. I'm not even sad about it.

C