Oh this is fantastic! On Friday night (UFC) * Jason slept on my couch. Innocently. on. my. couch. I had warned him that my sister was going to be dropping off her 3 year old baby v (lucky kid looks just like me) in the morning. No big deal.....Accept! Baby v walks through the kitchen stops at the doorway into the living room and yells "Hey Mom whats that boy doing on V's couch?" I can hear this in my room with the door shut! The questions keep coming in rapid succession, "is that her boyfriend, what him name?" My sister said that she tried to scoot the vocal toddler through the living room and into my room as quickly as possible. Oh sure she did! The questions didn't stop and only got louder and more embarrassing. I explained to her that he was not my boyfriend only a friend, she seemed quite content with the answer, although she was sure that he was mean and a biter. I was completely mortified, I was going to stay in my room until he left. What a great way to start things out? On the other hand might as well give him a dose of baby v as she is a permanent fixture. Thank goodness he was gone when we left my room. I thought that it couldn't get worse until I met my Mother and sister-in-law for lunch. Baby v was all to happy to tell them about the boy sleeping on my couch. I had written Jason off until he called the other night, I almost didn't answer the phone. He admitted that he heard it all the that he thought that is was one of the funniest things he had ever heard. (he doesn't have nieces or nephews yet!) Chalk another one up for Jason.-V
*It has been brought to my attention that the name thing is getting to be a bit much. I just didn't think that there would be so many! From now on I will use normal names, with vowels! Sorry Bulldog, I have real issues with calling them all Bryan as he is an ex of mine worst of all he had a pornstache, and no moves in the sack WHAT SO EVER!
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Honestly, admit it V, Bryan was the imaginary boyfriend who owes me money. To this day I have never seen him but he existed for quite a lont time in V time.
Baby V is adorable. I think it only makes sense if the boy named Jason in her school is a biter that your boy named Jason would be too.
When it rains it pours. I think it's time they or he has to prove himself or theirselves to you for a change. I think Newbie is absolutely right.
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forget cats and dogs, I dont trust anyone that small kids dont like, jason's gotta go, and then you can use "jason" as a generic name for boyfriends. I particularly like the phrase "no moves in the sack". I shall be desperately trying to find a use for it in the next few days. ;-)
I much prefer the names than the initials - you can get a picture in your head about these love interests! Even if it's totally wrong.
Jason's blond and surfy, right?
Something much more embarrasing happened to me! once (in the eighties) I was in new york, and I decided to rob this australian guy, so I pulled out a knife (my weapon of choice back then), but far from being frightened, he just said "call that a knife? this is a knife",and pulled out this massive blade! I was about to point out that his "knife" was more like a machete than a knife, when I looked down and realised that in my haste, I had innadvertantly grabbed a spoon out of the cuttlery drawer by mistake! I was so embarrassed I could only turn and run, I still cringe when I think about it, even now!
Newbie-
Actually Andy is the tall blonde surfy one. Jason is the tall muscular one. I like the way you think!-V
i read this and decided that baby v seems like she'd be a great screening tool for you..you should use her all the time..toots on the blog! im a liken it! i forgot i started one just to vent one day lol..
Bulldog, I love that line. I use it all of the time. Of course there has to be a situation. Ha! I had no idea that was you in that movie.
Scarlet, thanks for checking this out. That's sort of how this one started. It started out of boredom then was forgotten for a while.
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