V

V would like me to report that she is not really as big of a nut job as it may seem by her ramblings. I must clarify that I am in no way being forced or coerced to do this, she is in no way standing behind me threatening me with every evil thing that she can think of, and in no way am I just doing this to make her feel better.

V, is one of the smartest people I know, she is kind, giving, intelligent and quick witted. She knows how to spell and punctuate which is a huge plus in my world, just because I don't always do it doesn't mean it's not important. And, yes, just because she posts some of her craziness on here, (I know you can't start a sentence with "And" ok, but if it were poetry it would be completely acceptable so let's pretend for today that I am a poet) it does mean she is a little crazy but doesn't mean she doesn't have other aspects of her life completely together. You have to realize that there are many other aspects to V besides her "love/lust/wild" life. There is the professional aspect, the responsible bill paying homeowner aspect, and the true trustworthy friend aspect. Once you have V for a friend you have someone you can trust with your secrets and who would back you in a heartbeat, no questions asked.

Ok, V that will be $50.00, if you break it down per word you will figure out the exact rate that I am charging you for this.

Just kidding, it's all true, she doesn't even know I am typing this.

C