In an effort to elevate my mood, I have been trying to be more positive. The last week or so I have opened my eyes and focused on something that is good about the day. It's not an easy task, the whole town is covered in a blanket of thick fog. All. Day. Long. I would really like to see the sun. I would be happy with just a tiny little ray. Is it still up there somewhere? Will I ever get a tan again? Has it burned out and left us for dead? I don't even want to get started on the temperature. ugh. It is hovering between hypothermia and full on instant frost bite. Perfect. This is the panic that this stupid ass cold weather brings me. Why do I live here? Oh yeah, those crazy people that I was raised with. If I left right now, none of them could follow me, they would be lost in the fog!
Since the weather is not cooperating in my positive mood, I've made some changes to my regular routine. I'm trying to be a more healthy person. I have only been drinking on the weekends, who knew the work week was a little bit shorter when you weren't hung over all day everyday? Which has been good on the waist line and also the pocket book. I have taken more responsibility in the person that I am and the one that I want to be. I don't like to call them Resolutions, because with me resolutions never work. Just little changes that I have been too chicken shit and lazy to make.
Anyway, enough of the whole "life changes" shit. I have figured out my next great adventure.....I wanna be a trophy wife! Really. A big ole gold diggin one! How great would it be to get to sit around and just be pretty? So I might have to act like a bimbo sometimes, and show lots of cleavage. All I need is a beer or two for that. Act like I like that old wrinkled dude. That would require busting out something a bit stronger, crown and coke. Sacrifices must be made. All this taking care of myself and being independent is getting old, and I'm not getting any younger. I gotta snag a man before the ladies sag all the way to my waist. heh
Sure I could spend my time furthering my career instead of thinking up this random stuff, what would be the fun in that?-V
3 years ago
3 comments:
Dude! You are far too good for a trophy wife! You deserve a young man who is lovely and not wriklie!
Great news about the healthy non drinking in the week- a much more British approach - binge drinking all the way!
The fog will clear, the sun will come back and all will be well. Though maybe a new place might be an interesting idea??
Hi,
I have been reading your blog for awhile and let me tell you I love it. I know the subject matters of our blogs are a little different, but that doesnt really take away from my appreciation of yours. I wanted to post a link to your blog on my site, would you be interested in a link exchange?
Check it out: Http://scottstipoftheday.blogspot.com
Newbie, I gotta agree with the wrinklie part! Ew, Gross! I guess I didn't really think that through, lol. I might just have to take the British approach, I'm getting bored being soder all week:) With the crazy economy I am afraid I am stuck where I am at. Geographically and otherwise. Maybe I will try a move when the upswing comes?-V
Scott, I took a quick peak at your tip of the day, fantastic! I think a link exchange would be fun. I look forward to reading more of your stuff in the future.-V
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