Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Long weekends are the best and the worst...

Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Sarah Jessica Parker

Gotta love an extra day off. Although sometimes a long weekend is far more partying than it is relaxing. Boy, typing that last sentence makes me feel really old. It was run, run, run all weekend. Run away from work Friday. Check the progress of my trained monkeys project. Run to the birthday party for J. Run back to town because we were sure that we didn't' have enough Southern Comfort to last the whole night.
Mistake #1. Two bottles is in fact plenty. If you go to the liquor store and buy 2 more then you will surely attempt to drink them. Luckily Cole's husband is smarter than us and stashes bottles 3 and 4.
Mistake #2 if you get drunk around someone that you have a bit of a connection with, (WB)you will surely make out with him. SHAMELESSLY all night! I knew that I couldn't be trusted.
Mistake #3 when you have to be up at that crack of dawn the next day, do not get fall down drunk and have 1 hour to try and sleep it off. One hour is not enough.
Mistake #4 thinking that Joe was kidding when he said that So Co and lime was like "cocaine".
Mistake #5 even though your friend is married...she will still get really pissed off if you make out with a guy she has a crush on.
Mistake #6 making out with 2 guys in the span of 3 days. At least I didn't have sex with either of them. I might be a slut but I'm not a whore. lol
Mistake #7 when Jace tries to kiss you...run, don't walk away. There will be mass amounts of drama if you don't.
Mistake #8 Sisters are nuts. When the phone rings at 2am. Don't answer it. She needed you to be supportive, not yell at her, even though she was piss drunk. Next time just don't answer.
Mistake #9 yes he has an incredible, rock hard body...No touching! That will cause more problems than you really need.

More than likely I could talk about the mistakes all day. But the more I do the more realize how much fun it was.-V

2 comments:

Newbie said...

Argh!! My part two of the birthday weekend saw me kissing THREE boys in a week and getting jiggy with one of them.

I am Slutty McSlutison.

Girl Interrupted said...

I am jealous! I want to be Slutty McSlutison. Damn!-V