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Monday, June 23, 2008
This is ridiculous!
I hate the fact that I don't have anything good to blog about. I am having the same old issue with the whole intervention thing again!! WTF! I am going to have a "come to jesus meeting" with the family tonight. Wish me luck, this could get really ugly.-V
Bulldog, I am not smart enough to make that post a link, it was June 5th. I didn't get to have the "come to jesus meeting" last night. Hopefully tonight.
SH don't worry I have plenty of beer, seeing as how I am an alcoholic these days. lol -V
Damn it, this is my fourth attempt to leave a comment, which my computer keeps eating.
Don't go to the jesus thing! It sounds (ironically) like hell on earth!
I have a theory you should come to London to see how not-messed up you are! This is a country known for its binge drinking. Seriously, if La Lohan was a Brit no one would bat an eyelid at her shenanigans.
You can kip on my floor, and borrow the kiwi for a bit! Hey, maybe we should exchange so your family realise how good you actually are?!
Newbie-I have not heard such a fantastic idea in years! I changed my mind on the jesus thing it would take too much energy, that would be better spent having a beer instead. haha I am a simple girl, all I want is to relax after a hard day with a drink in hand-ok or 20. Oh my hell, it would be so fun to switch places for a bit. I am loving the idea of borrowing the Kiwi, as we are in the same mind frame of just having some fun, and not so much on the feelings part. By the way does he know that you are loaning him out? lol-V
What you need to do, is tell these people/your family, that God made you as you are, and your thirst and your desires, AND also beer, and to deny his will on this, is as sacriligeous as stem-cell research or abortion, (actually the church is on very thin ice when it comes to preaching about the excesses of alchohol).Just tell 'em bulldog said so. YOU have to know if there's a problem, nobody else.
I love bulldog's comment! Jesus made me as I am and also made beer, therefore bugger off! Genius.
I haven't yet informed the kiwi that I am now officially his pimp but I doubt it would come as any surprise to him. Seriously, got any holiday coming up? We could sort it out!
I genuinely belive you would appreciate the universal british cynicism, suspcion whenever Jesus is mentioned, and love of the booze. You'd fit in so well!
Don't worry she doesn't think she is Jesus, at least I hope she doesn't. I told her to get on here and answer that. It's basically a meeting where they (her family) have to answer for their wrong doings and confess that they were wrong and she gets to yell at them and tell them to quit medalling and stretching the truth about her whereabouts and supposed wrong doings.
She is having issues with her comment section today.
It's funner when I tell it anyway. If it wasn't Monday I would tell you how she likes to yell at them and make them beg for fogiveness. You know, just to get her riled up. It's Monday though and my creative side is really dragging.
C is right she summed up a "come to jeseus meeting" perfectly. She only really embellished on the part where I make them beg. After our meeting I don't have to make them beg for forgivness they readily give it. lol-V
13 comments:
"intervention thing"? have I missed something?
Bring plenty of beer, I'm comin' over!!
SH
Bulldog, I am not smart enough to make that post a link, it was June 5th. I didn't get to have the "come to jesus meeting" last night. Hopefully tonight.
SH don't worry I have plenty of beer, seeing as how I am an alcoholic these days. lol -V
PS but I am not sharing!
why do you have to go to jesus? i thunk he was everywhere, could you ask your folks if they can have an intervention for me too? I'm a complete wino!
Damn it, this is my fourth attempt to leave a comment, which my computer keeps eating.
Don't go to the jesus thing! It sounds (ironically) like hell on earth!
I have a theory you should come to London to see how not-messed up you are! This is a country known for its binge drinking. Seriously, if La Lohan was a Brit no one would bat an eyelid at her shenanigans.
You can kip on my floor, and borrow the kiwi for a bit! Hey, maybe we should exchange so your family realise how good you actually are?!
:)
Newbie-I have not heard such a fantastic idea in years! I changed my mind on the jesus thing it would take too much energy, that would be better spent having a beer instead. haha I am a simple girl, all I want is to relax after a hard day with a drink in hand-ok or 20. Oh my hell, it would be so fun to switch places for a bit. I am loving the idea of borrowing the Kiwi, as we are in the same mind frame of just having some fun, and not so much on the feelings part. By the way does he know that you are loaning him out? lol-V
What you need to do, is tell these people/your family, that God made you as you are, and your thirst and your desires, AND also beer, and to deny his will on this, is as sacriligeous as stem-cell research or abortion, (actually the church is on very thin ice when it comes to preaching about the excesses of alchohol).Just tell 'em bulldog said so. YOU have to know if there's a problem, nobody else.
I love bulldog's comment! Jesus made me as I am and also made beer, therefore bugger off! Genius.
I haven't yet informed the kiwi that I am now officially his pimp but I doubt it would come as any surprise to him. Seriously, got any holiday coming up? We could sort it out!
I genuinely belive you would appreciate the universal british cynicism, suspcion whenever Jesus is mentioned, and love of the booze. You'd fit in so well!
C'mon you two, someone must have something to blog about!!
Good grief. Dare I ask what a Come to Jesus meeting is?
Don't worry she doesn't think she is Jesus, at least I hope she doesn't. I told her to get on here and answer that. It's basically a meeting where they (her family) have to answer for their wrong doings and confess that they were wrong and she gets to yell at them and tell them to quit medalling and stretching the truth about her whereabouts and supposed wrong doings.
She is having issues with her comment section today.
It's funner when I tell it anyway. If it wasn't Monday I would tell you how she likes to yell at them and make them beg for fogiveness. You know, just to get her riled up. It's Monday though and my creative side is really dragging.
C
C is right she summed up a "come to jeseus meeting" perfectly. She only really embellished on the part where I make them beg. After our meeting I don't have to make them beg for forgivness they readily give it. lol-V
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